What have
you had published?
I have had
many 'twist in the tale' short stories published in the high circulation
women's weekly magazines like Take A Break, That's Life, and Bella. I have also had
stories published in literary journals and the small press.
What
genre(s) of book do you write?
I write in
the short story genre. I also write novels in the young adult/teen genre (Look Out....Mum's Gone Crackers! Hunting The
Beast, May Never The Dead Return, Running With Zombies, all e-books on
Amazon), and am currently working on a 'crossover' thriller (teen/adult
crossover).
What
inspired you to write your first book?
I felt a
need to write because I became convinced that a lot which could be said was not
being said by existing writers, and what was being said sounded stale and
unoriginal. I thought I could do better.
What is
the working title of your next book(s)?
(a) Nightmare in Shangri-La (teen/adult
crossover) (b) The Wacky Blogger: a collection of my widely followed weekly
blogs over the past six months, in an expanded version, about events in my
life.
When and
why did you begin writing?
I began
writing as an escape from the tedium and soul destroying boredom of my
variously held jobs. I hated office politics, the lies, the back-biting, the
casual emotional brutality. How you are forced to belong to one camp or the
other when all you want to do is to be left alone to get your day's work done
well and further your career through hard work. I was never a team player
anyway. There are whole wide worlds waiting to be discovered even within the imaginations
of ordinary human beings, and it is so sad that we have to spend our entire
lives earning a living rather than exploring the wonders of being alive. I
wanted to give my readers a glimpse of what they were missing.
Do you
self-publish your books or go through an agency?
Self
publish. This is the way of the future. I would not accept a contract from a
conventional mainstream publishing house now. For the first time, this year,
e-book sales have outstripped paper book sales on Amazon, and this is the way
to go. Dozens of bookshops are closing every day. Very regrettably, even
libraries are closing. Agents and publishers are a waste of time---they are
running so scared of financial ruin that now they will only stick to their
existing stables of tried and tested commercial authors, so knocking on their
doors is like singing a beautiful song to an empty room.
What part
of writing books do you find the hardest?
The building
of a really good and original enough plot. Many new and modern formats exist,
but for me nothing beats the carefully crafted story with a beginning, a middle
and an end which leaves the reader fulfilled and amply rewarded for his/her
time. Anything else is, in my opinion, just lazy on the part of the writer, or
a misplaced need to appear fashionably arty or experimental (it rarely works).
What do
you do in your spare time?
I wish I had
some! But if you insist, well, I read, read, and read. Oh, and I love cooking
and listening to The Moody Blues ("thinking is the best way to
travel"), Cake ("let me swim in your kidney-shaped pool"), and
The Doors ("show me the way to the next whisky bar"). I am happy to
live inside my head. I've given up watching movies as I can tell how they are
going to progress after the first 10 minutes (yawn! yawn!). I can walk for many
miles without getting tired, and some times I end up lost!
Who is
your favourite author?
Hemingway.
Also Christopher Hitchens and Richard Dawkins. They tell the truth. For anyone
who wants to know how a great short story writer writes, go no further than
Somerset Maugham. A genius. Also Alice Munro. And for novels, of course, James
Hadley Chase, the greatest thriller writer of all time, the master of the page turner.
I used to finish a book a day when I was in my teens, and then pass it on to my
dad (he took much longer). Whatever damage this might have done to my eyes, I
like to think that this was more than made up for by the value added to my
brain.
What is
your favourite genre to read?
I don't have
a favourite genre. I'll read anything that manages to hook me in the first
couple of pages. I am impatient, I cannot wait for a writer to tediously unfold
swirling visual vistas from his/her imagination, since I have my own
imagination to do this. But if you were to press me, then I would have to say
my favourite genre would be the well written thriller which grips you by the
throat and doesn't let go until it's almost shaken the life out of you.
Do you
have any advice for other writers?
There is
much glamour associated with being a writer. If this is what you are after,
then forget writing. Try the X factor. There are only two rules for making it
as a writer. (1) You must be convinced, in the very depths of your soul as you
come face to face with it at 3am (incidentally the hour at which most deaths in
hospitals occur), that you have some real talent as a writer. (2) You must be
prepared to work incredibly hard and be able to handle the huge disappointments
that will no doubt come when you throw down your meticulously created pearls before
bird-brained swine (enough said on this last point!). Also you must go on a
correspondence course with a reputable and old established writing school,
because from them you will learn technique. They will know how to polish your
raw talent and turn it from a dull lump of coal into a shining diamond. The
first time I sent my writing to my tutor, he tore it to shreds. This was a big
blow because I thought I was fantastic. The next piece of work I sent him was
slightly better. The third piece of work I sent him received his unadulterated
praise. By the time I sent the fourth, he was talking to me as an equal. At
that stage I left the course, as he had nothing more to teach me. And I think
he knew this, so he didn't mind. So, at the risk of sounding
pedantic/patronising, I repeat; spend some money and enrol with a good writing
school, for it can do wonders for you. Also you must send your first manuscript
to a critique agency; there are many that are not too expensive and are
extremely good, and will more than justify the investment in them that you
make. Don't argue, accept all their recommendations and suggestions. Oh yes,
just one more thing; Read. Never stop. Even if your eyeballs start sizzling like
grilled tomatoes threatening to pop. Read everything and everyone, and observe
all non-human animals closely, for you will be amazed at the insights they can
provide. Listen to the way people speak, the words, the phrases, how some
people seem to say a lot in a few words by letting you automatically fill in
the blanks. Look out for body-language and use its description when shaping your
characters. Overhear conversations shamelessly and learn dialogue from the way
real people talk. And...er...um.....did I mention the need to read?